Tsunami hits NZ - no one notices
Awesome! Slightly ambiguous but at least it caught my attention.
In other exciting (not) news, some couple had planned to helicopter to the icebergs drifting around down south and get married. But they aren't allowed to. Not just due to safety, apparently you have to be within 12 nautical miles of the coast for such a union to be legal. Who knew? One of them is a lawyer... Surely you would either know that or at least check it out before you start planning?
I shall go back to my breakfast and try to wake up